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The art of the very tiny:  Molecular Expressions– “going where no microscope has gone before by offering one of the Web’s largest collections of color photographs taken through an optical microscope (commonly referred to as ‘photo-micro-graphs’)”

The photo gallery contains microscopic views of everything from biologicals to pharmaceuticals to mechanics…  including familiar foods; e.g.,

Ben & Jerry’s Wavy Gravy

As we meditate on fractal propriety, we might wish a reverent Happy Birthday to Susanna Wesley, “The Mother of Methodism”; she was born on this date in 1669.  The youngest of 25 children born to a dissenting Anglican priest and his wife, Susanna married poet Samuel Wesley, with whom she had 19 children herself– two of whom were fathers of the Methodist Movement, John and Charles Wesley.

…although she never preached a sermon or published a book or founded a church, is known as the Mother of Methodism. Why? Because two of her sons, John Wesley and Charles Wesley, as children consciously or unconsciously will, applied the example and teachings and circumstances of their home life.
- Pellowe

Susanna Wesley

Readers may recall earlier missives (c.f. here and here) on Philogelos, the ancient Greek joke book.  (See this New Yorker piece for an account of Philogelos in the context of “joke history.”)

Lest we think that’s there’s anything new under the sun, Slashdot, citing a (London) Telegraph story, reports that:

Monty Python’s [1969] “Dead Parrot sketch,” which featured John Cleese ‚ is some 1,600 years old. A classic scholar has proved the point, by unearthing a Greek version of the world-famous piece. A comedy duo called Hierocles and Philagrius told the original version, only rather than a parrot they used a slave. It concerns a man who complains to his friend that he was sold a slave who dies in his service. His companion replies: “When he was with me, he never did any such thing!”  The joke was discovered in a collection of 265 jokes called Philogelos: The Laugh Addict, which dates from the fourth century AD.

The full text of the classic Monty Python routine is here; the video, here.

As we tussle with our titters,  we might send birthday wishes to Alan Young, who was for 6 seasons (144 episodes) the conversational partner of that most eloquent equine, Mr. Ed.  (Less well known is that Young also voiced Scrooge McDuck for several years…)  Young was born on this date in 1919.

Alan Young, with co-stars Connie Hines and Mr. Ed

Still basking in post-election glow, reader PL sends along this terrific spread from ArtDaily…

As readers probably know, the basic unit of measurement of information storage/computer memory is the “byte,” which is usually– but interestingly, not always– 8 bits (that’s to say, 8 binary digits, each with a value of 1 or 0).  Less well known is the name of a half-byte: a “nibble”… or, as it’s sometimes (understandably) spelled, a “nybble.”

As we save this update, we might wish a representatively-sampled and carefully-counted Happy Birthday to George Gallup, who was born on this date in 1901.  Gallup, who had been a university professor, and an advertising research pioneer, founded the American Institute of Public Opinion in 1935.  The following year, during the Roosevelt-Landon campaign, Gallup revolutionized opinion polling.  In 1916, Literary Digest had embarked on a national survey (partly as a circulation-raising exercise) and correctly predicted Woodrow Wilson’s election as president. Mailing out millions of postcards and simply counting the returns, the Digest correctly called the following four presidential elections.

In 1936, its 2.3 million “voters” constituted a huge sample; however they were mostly affluent Americans– subscribers– who tended to have Republican sympathies.  A week before the election, Literary Digest  reported that Alf Landon was far more popular than Franklin D. Roosevelt. At the same time, Gallup conducted a much smaller survey, in which he polled a demographically representative sample– and correctly predicted Roosevelt’s landslide victory.  Literary Digest soon went bust, while professional “scientific” polling started, led by Gallup and Elmo Roper (who also surfaced with the 1936 election) to take off.

George Gallup (source)

… and this year, despite the slings and arrows of an outrageous economy, it’s possible still to give creatively…

By way of example, Mental Floss has a terrific collection of dolls that are sure to surprise, delight– even educate.  Consider, for example, Lady Jane Grey and Marie Antoinette:

If, as we make our lists, we are considering firearms for the tykes in our lives, we might recall that it was on this date in 1871 that The National Rifle Association was chartered (in New York).  Its first president was Ambrose Burnside, a former governor (Rhode Island), Senator, and Civil War general; it has of course been politically active ever since.

Ah, the joys of listing…  5ives has them in pentagramatic abundance; e.g.,

Five terrible fake Sylvester Stallone franchise revivals

1. Rambo V: Could You Repeat the Specials, Please?
2. Increasingly Less Over the Top
3. Tango & Cash II: Which One Am I Again?
4. F.I.S.T.U.L.A.
5. Rocky VII: Who Keeps Moving My Medicine?

Five surprising things George Washington Carver made from peanuts

1. peanut-shaped peanut bowl made of peanut shells
2. peanut surrey, drawn by two sweet potato horses
3. Atari 2600
4. peanut shuriken
5. Side 2 of Boston’s Third Stage

As we number our fingers, we might wish a stately Happy Birthday to Tiberius Julius Caesar Augustus– aka Tiberius– a celebrated Roman general who never wanted to rule, but found himself, nevertheless, elevated to be Rome’s second Emperor, following the death of his step-father Augustus; he was born in 47 BCE.  Tiberius ruled unhappily until 26, when he exiled himself from Rome and left administration largely in the hands of a pair of corrupt Praetorian Prefects, whose misdeeds set the scene for Tiberius’ grandson, Caligula, who acceded on Tiberius’ death in 37.

Tiberius